Dammit Voldemort

Malfoy, dementors, and dragons.

Spiders and great big snakes.

Homework and all that stuff

Is more than a wizard can take

No magic can help with such stresses

And if you don't know what to do

Here is a way to take out your anger

By beating up you-know-who.

Take this voodoo doll by the ankles, 

And find some place to slam it,

As you smack the stuffing out say

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!

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Made as a gift for magicpandas  because she requested it.